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Kisi obscure number se Pathan ko sms mila
Kisi obscure number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number standard Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Murmur zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda murmur ko challenge na karna!"
Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to
Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur sentimental awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !
Separate ke baad pathan larki se
Separate ke baad pathan larki se: Mujhe chorr ke naa jao, jaane ki sazaa paao gi
Aagey street khudi huii hai, tum wapis yahen aogi.
Instructor: Jo simple sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Instructor: Jo simple sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna sack khirki se bahir phenka..
Instructor:
Ye sack kis ne phenka hai..???
Pathan:
Primary ne … .. yahooo.. … Chutti
Instructor heraani se behosh'
Kisi obscure number se Pathan ko sms mila
Kisi obscure number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number standard Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Murmur zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda murmur ko challenge na karna!"
Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to
Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur sentimental awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !
Separate ke baad pathan larki se
Separate ke baad pathan larki se: Mujhe chorr ke naa jao, jaane ki sazaa paao gi
Aagey street khudi huii hai, tum wapis yahen aogi.
Instructor: Jo simple sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Instructor: Jo simple sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna sack khirki se bahir phenka..
Instructor:
Ye sack kis ne phenka hai..???
Pathan:
Primary ne … .. yahooo.. … Chutti
Instructor heraani se behosh'
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean. 
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