Funny WhatsApp Status 2020

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:

1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.

I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.

Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.

English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.

Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.

I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.

Tablets are walking on the road

2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye

2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.

Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.

Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi jati.

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Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

1 aadmi saari raat doston ke sath-mai wese bhi apne 2 daant

1 aadmi saari raat doston ke sath ghomta phirta raha aur subha ghar pohcha
Thori dair baad 1 dost ne phone kar ke pocha: Yaar bhabhi ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Wo aadmi bola: kuch khas nahi, mai wese bhi apne 2 daant nikalwane hi wala tha.